You won't win it if you're not in it.

A couple of days ago we were sat down about to have our tea, and a car pulled up outside. A chap got out and walked up our path with a plastic bag, so I got up to meet him at the door.
'Jim Medway?'
'Yep that's me'
'You've won the Girl Guides guess the name of the rabbit competition from last week's Whaley Bridge Water Weekend! Here's your rabbit.'
'Brilliant, thanks, - what was the name?'
'Lance'

-and he's actually a very nice rabbit.