Scraps of paper

Newest additions to my boxes and boxes of postcards, photos, ephemera, kids doodles and newspaper cuttings -
- a Spanish butter lid. I must've put this in my pocket (making my pocket a bit buttery) because of the cow and it's crazy eyes with eyelashes that look like bushy eyebrows. It's probably just me, so sorry for wasting your valuable time with it.
And -

-from this weekend's Weekend Guardian. I'd like to shake these people by the hand, as they keep creating these perfect gags which seem to appeal directly to my own sense of humour.