1956 Mercury Hermes Scooterette, or just as delicious, the 1948 Alycon Zurcher 98cc Cyclomoteur -
- in fact, I'd be perfectly content with ANYTHING listed in these auctions, which luckily seem to have ended. I'm not a motorcycle person at all (being deaf in one ear wouldn't make me the safest thing on the road), but many of the bikes listed on this great site are cyclemotors, with the engines just assisting your pedalling.
One day. Must make some brilliant comics first, and stop wasting my life away online.